BYNAMES HERMIT FUTON is Hamish Fulton; who says that walks are like clouds, they come and go. RUCKSACK MIANG is Richard Long; who also likes to walk, sometimes in straight lines, sometimes in circles. ONE BRAW NARA is On Kawara; who would like everyone to know he is still alive. SHERBET & SERGE are Gilbert & George; of Fournier Street, listed in the Yellow Pages under Artist. MART & LINKAGE are Art & Language; once upon a time they made a little magazine. DORIC JARDIN is Derek Jarman; whose fugitive garden still flowers on the shingle of Dungeness. IRON HUMILITY FINALLY is Ian Hamilton Finlay; whose love of names and name-calling is renowned. DOUBTFUL GARDEN is Douglas Gordon; whose annual record of the names of everyone he meets is famed. DEMON FIRST is Damien Hirst; who seems to carry a blow torch backwards through life. TACKY HEMMING is Tracy Emin; also bynamed Racy Woman, Treacly Ermine, Trashy Omen. TIMON PATTERNON is Simon Patterson; and he really is Mister Names. HANDS RICH ORBITS is Hans Ulrich Obrist; the curator, who always works so terribly, terribly hard. AWASH KIPPER is Anish Kapoor; the sculptor, for him a fanfare, tarantra, tarantra. SOME SAILOR WOOD is Sam Taylor Wood; the photographer, wholikes to take photographs. COOLING IRIS is Calum Innes; favoured son of Edinburgh, whose paintings give such ocular pleasure. AUGUST MORNING is Agnes Martin; solitary visionary of Taos, her strong chin betrays Scottish roots. JAMS CHOICE is James Joyce; Dubliner, name-player, who is celebrating an anniversary this year. HANDS ARC is Hans Arp; the Alsatian, so handy with paper and scissors. SILVER RIVER is Susan Hiller; for her a suitably Orphic byname. DENIAL BURDEN is Daniel Buren; let’s hang-out all the flaps, dress the town for gala day. SOUL WATER is Sol LeWitt; a byname to bless one who described all conceptual artists as mystics. HANDY WATERHOLE is Andy Warhol; whose fame-factory collected names, tested them out on sofas. LAWLESS WINNER is Lawrence Weiner; of New York, of Amsterdam, who sculpts with words. GORGEOUS MACHINES is George Maciunas; Mr Fluxus, Little Yurgis, who planted Aurucaria. PEER BRICKBOY is Per Kirkeby; who lays a mean red brick wall. BARRROW is Basho; of Haiku, who took his pen name from the banana tree which grew outside his hut. GLAD GOLD is Glenn Gould; pianist, composer. Preudonymist, who couldn’t help but hum along. MAPLIN is Tatlin; remarkably there was talk of constructing a replica of his tower here in town. RAINY MARGATE is René Magritte; so please be so kind as to doff your bowler hat. TITAN is Titian; please proceed upstairs. |
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